San Onofre Nude Beach by Ed Olen

We drove forever and turned before we saw the nuclear facility that looks like a pair of women's **** on the horizon.  If you know Southern California, it's a fairly famous landmark.  Well, below that and to the South is a gorgeous stretch of beach primarily controlled by the US military at Camp Pendleton.  You drive down in the state park and then walk and walk and walk, until you come to an area that has semi-permanent shelters embedded in the dunes along the cliffs.  These are hangouts the locals use for *******.  Rather than crash some of their spots, we decided to just do our ******* out in the open.  There were military aircraft buzzing us constantly, but we didn't really mind.  The Osprey got so close that we could make out the Marines on it.  I'm sure they get an eyeful every single day!  They probably don't mind those drills along the coastline all that much, I'm guessing.  We had an amazign time being naked and ******* there.  Our favorite activities!